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Mind: Hey, why are we awake?
Body: I don’t know. Eyes are heavy. Aren’t you in charge of putting us to sleep?
Mind: You would blame me. I want to be asleep.
Eyes: Uh, guys?
Mind: Not now, eyes!
East-facing Morning Window: What up, motherfuckers? That’s right, the sun!
Birds: I’m a bird! I’m a bird! I’m a bird!

Yeah, this is why I don’t take classes at 8 in the morning. I’m fucking nuts.

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Posted May 6, 2011 by Kristen in Uncategorized

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